Ridiculous Parenting Products

Ingeniously, the Moo Mixer mixes your milk for you. Gone are the days when moms and kids had to mix chocolate milk by hand, with a spoon. Some of the chocolate would stick to the bottom of the glass, whether you used chocolate powder or syrup no matter how fast you could get that spoon swirling.

Automatic Chocolate Milk Mixer

This parent wearable saddle will bring your next game of princesses & pirates to a whole new level. Don't worry, it's easy to adjust so it works on mommies, too. Giddy up!

Daddy Pony Ride Saddle

A luxury ride on convertible complete with real leather seat and functioning basic features all real cars come with. At least it can be controlled by remote so you can rest assured you won't have to pay luxury auto body repair costs.

Limited Edition Luxury Kids Car

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