PARENT PICKS FOR OVER-THE-TOP KIDS PRODUCTS
Ridiculous Parenting Products
This parent wearable saddle will bring your next game of princesses & pirates to a whole new level. Don't worry, it's easy to adjust so it works on mommies, too. Giddy up!
Daddy Pony Ride Saddle
With it's pure rose gold and diamonds, it definitely is the world's most expensive pacifier. It's royal design even includes a chain so you can wear it like a necklace.
Pink Gold and Diamond Pacifier
Ensure your baby is healthy and gaining weight with this high tech changing pad that has a built-in wireless smart scale. There's an app that lets you track weight as well as recording growth and logging diaper changes. You need an app for that?
Smart Baby Changing Pad
For the tech-loving tot, here's an iPotty, a convenient way to play on the iPad and potty train at the same time! We're thinking toddlers can wait to multitask for a few years more at least.
Digital Potty Chair
Who has time to clean the floors when you're chasing a crawling baby around the house? Well, baby does if he is wearing a baby mop. Is it taking fair advantage of an opportunity? Yes. Is it creating a germ magnet for baby to wear? Also, yes.
Baby Helper Onesie
Who ever said that baby's don't come with owners manuals? Haynes Explains Babies makes newborn care a snap. With flow charts and fault diagnosis for all stages of baby ownership, this manual will help every parent keep things running smoothly.
Owner's Manual for Babies
For the fairytale nursery, this Cinderella inspired crib will whisk away your little one off to dreamland. Be certain your little one will have whimsical sweet dreams in this hand forged iron crib.
Pumpkin Carriage Crib
A luxury ride on convertible complete with real leather seat and functioning basic features all real cars come with. At least it can be controlled by remote so you can rest assured you won't have to pay luxury auto body repair costs.
Limited Edition Luxury Kids Car
Dad will be ready to report for doodie with this roomy diaper bag. It's rugged water repellant design has lots of storage complete with a MOLLE bottle holder on one side and a dump pouch on the other. It even comes with a changing pad with a bullseye.
Military Grade Diaper Bag
Babies cry. A lot. What could it be? This high tech little gadget boasts it can tell you why baby is crying. Might be more attractive to parents of teens, since the reasons are categorized as bored, stressed, hungry, or annoyed.
High Tech Baby Cry Analyzer
Yes, public bathrooms can be a scary place for germaphobes, but we find it even less appealing to have our children pee on our hands while they try to aim into a bottle. Seems like a portable potty is less risky in the germ department.
Handheld Travel Urinal
It'll be Happy Hour at all hours of the day for your baby with this lager inspired baby bottle. Designed to look like a pint sized version of a frosty brew, the bottle is made from BPA Free plastic with a food grade silicone nipple.
Beer Baby Bottle
Because wearing shoes before babies can walk is already silly, and high heels can be tricky to walk in, these seem really unnecessary. Though if you're looking to dress your little fashionista for a baby photo shoot they could be fun.
Ingeniously, the Moo Mixer mixes your milk for you. Gone are the days when moms and kids had to mix chocolate milk by hand, with a spoon. Some of the chocolate would stick to the bottom of the glass, whether you used chocolate powder or syrup no matter how fast you could get that spoon swirling.